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Some people just know how to do birthday cards.

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THE CUTEST THING IS WHEN SOMEONE CAN’T STOP SMILING LIKE THEY SMILE THEN THEY TRY TO NOT SMILE THEN THEY END UP SMILING MORE AND THEIR CHEEKS GO ALL CUTE AND SAPOIDSP[DOSADPSA[]PS[]DSAPD[]SAP

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Women wear heels now so we don’t have to step in the blood of our enemies

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Eat anything you want and if someone tries to lecture you about your weight, eat them too.

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